Candy Ass Excuses Coloring Book is a funny adult coloring book packed with sarcastic, relatable phrases and a sweet-but-savage twist. Inspired by classic conversation heart candies, each page delivers a mix of humor, excuses, and zero accountability.
Because sometimes “I just can’t today” deserves its own design.
Why this isn’t your average coloring book
A funny adult coloring book with a sarcastic edge
Conversation heart-inspired designs with bold, relatable phrases
A creative way to relax while embracing your inner “nope”
Who this is actually for
Anyone looking for a funny adult coloring book
Fans of sarcasm, humor, and low-energy honesty
A perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself
Product Details
40 pages
Size: 8.5" x 11"
Single-sided pages to help reduce bleed-through
Paperback
For best results, place a scrap sheet behind your page when using markers.
If you’re looking for a funny adult coloring book that doesn’t take life too seriously, Candy Ass Excuses delivers humor with a little bit of attitude.
