This is your coloring book survival guide for every stage of “the change”—a celebration of the chaos, comedy, and full-blown hormone-fueled rollercoaster that is menopause. Whether you’re rage-scribbling through a hot flash or wine-in-hand shading a page about peeing when you sneeze, this book is here to say: you’re not alone, you’re not crazy, and yes—there is a new hair on your chin.
Why this isn't your average coloring book
- A funny menopause coloring book that finds the humor in hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, and all the other surprises nobody ordered
- Filled with relatable illustrations about the weird, frustrating, and downright ridiculous realities of “the change”
- Equal parts coloring therapy, comic relief, and confirmation that yes, apparently this is a thing now
- Because if your hormones are going to wreak havoc, you might as well have something to color while they do it
Who this is actually for
- Women going through perimenopause, menopause, or whatever fresh hell comes next
- Anyone who has walked into a room and completely forgotten why
- People who are simultaneously freezing and sweating
- Women discovering exciting new places their bodies have decided to grow hair
- Anyone who has sneezed and immediately regretted not crossing their legs first
If you're looking for a funny menopause coloring book about hot flashes, brain fog, mood swings, chin hairs, bladder betrayal, and the general WTF of getting older, Menopause Sux is here to help you color your way through it. It won't fix your hormones, but neither did yelling at the thermostat.
